I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.

Jim Gaffigan
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  1. Top 15 Things Money Can’t BuyTime. Happiness. Inner Peace. Integrity. Love. Character. Manners. Health. Respect. Morals. Trust. Patience. Class. Common sense. Dignity. - Roy T. Bennett

  2. Keep your best wishes, close to your heart and watch what happens - Tony Deliso

  3. Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams;... - W.b. Yeats

  4. It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received. It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters, - Amit Ray

  5. Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling - Tony Deliso

More Quotes By Jim Gaffigan
  1. Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.

  2. I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

  3. It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.

  4. Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

  5. I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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